10) Learn how to be funny. Contrary to popular opinion, people are not born funny, they learn how to be funny over the years. Granted, some people grew up in an environment that nurtured the skill of being funny, but that doesn't mean they were born with it.
The secret to being funny is to read joke books, and books about humor on a regular basis. Read a little bit of something funny every single day. Also, check out the book "Comedy Writing Secrets". It gives a lot of great information on how to be funny.
Go to comedy clubs on a regular basis, and watch stand up comedians on television. In America, the best resource for this is a TV channel called HBO Comedy. They have all the top comedians, and it's not censored.

If you don't get HBO Comedy, then check out Comedy Central, which is a PG rated version of HBO Comedy. It's a bit watered down, but still good.
Literally immerse yourself in humor, and you'll be amazed at the funny lines you'll come up with "on the fly". Practice makes perfect, and people may not laugh at all your jokes, but just keep trying.

Also, check out a person named "Groucho Marx". He was one of the funniest people alive back in his time. There's plenty of audio files of his stuff on the internet. He used to come up with "one liners" the just blew people away. Things like, "I don't know what I'd do without you, but I'd rather."... amazing stuff!

Are You Kicking Your Own Ass?

You might be thinking to yourself, "What does he mean by kicking my own ass?". What I mean is... you might be sabotaging your success with women without even realizing it. In this Web Update, we're going to talk about beliefs.
Why are beliefs important?

Most people aren't aware of this, but beliefs are THE tool which you use to experience life in certain ways. Beliefs actually determine the filters which you experience life through.

Here's an example that I'm sure you can relate to. Here's a common belief that most average guys have held at one point or another.
Beautiful women wouldn't be interested in talking to me, because I'm not an interesting person.