I was recently sitting down with a couple of my friends at a restaurant called "TGI Fridays", and my friends and I got to talking about women and dating. Well I started telling these guys about a few neat tricks to meet waitresses. It's embarrassing, but I didn't even make these ones up myself. I actually learned two of them from one of my students. You're about to learn those techniques right now, so that you'll always be prepared to dazzle and impress your waitress. Who knows, you might meet someone really special by doing this super simple techniques.

TECHNIQUE #1 - THE KETCHUP ARTIST This is a silly little trick that one of my students taught me. When he told me about it, I honestly thought he was joking. How could something so simple get a woman's attention? But of course... then I remembered what I teach guys, which is: *In order to get a woman's attention, you've got to be different and unique* Here's how it works. When you place your order, ask your waitress to bring empty plate right away. Then, while you're waiting for your food... use the ketchup bottle, and pour the ketchup out SLOWLY to make a funny face, or a silly little
picture. You can even just write the word "Hi" on the plate in big letters. It's a silly stunt, but you know what... nobody else has done that to her today, or probably ever. It will make you stand out in her mind as someone who's brave enough to try something risky, and inventive enough to think of a clever way to get her attention. The bottom line. It makes her more receptive to talking to you about other stuff besides your food order... and that will make it much easier for you to get a date with her.

TECHNIQUE #2 - CREATIVE TIPPING This one is also a fun way to brighten her day. Hey look, you're gonna leave her a tip anyway right? (if you say no... then stand up, and kick yourself in the ass) When you she give you the check, as her for 3 or 4 dollars in quarters (you can leave more, but you really don't need anymore quarters than that). Also make sure there's one clean napkin on the table. Unfold the napkin completely, and arrange the quarters in a big smiley face. If you don't want to spend that many quarters, then you can use dimes, nickels, and pennies. Then you can also write your number on the unfolded napkin. I guarantee that out of all the customers that she served that day, you will be one of the only ones she remembers, and she might call you based on just that.

*NOTE* - The reason I said to ask her to get you the quarters is very specific. When she sees the smiley face of quarters, she will remember that you asked her to get you those quarters. Now, whenever she gets a bunch of quarters for a tip, or when someone asks her to break a dollar and give them quarters as change... she'll automatically be reminded of you. It's a clever way to make her remember you in positive way.